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The transcript of “My Mother the Car (TV theme)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1965. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Under 17 not admitted without parents, so bring your mama shield like it too. Everybody knows in a second life we all come back sooner or later Is that a thing from a pussy cat to a man eating alligator?
Well you all may think my story is more fiction than it's fat But believe it or not my mother dear, decided she'd come back as a car She's a very young guy and star A 1928 quarter That's my mother's dear And she helps me through everything I do When I'm so glad she's here
All of the car
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