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It all began in this little shop. Oh! Damn, roses! Where strange as it seems, something extraordinary happens. Afraid it isn't feeling very well today. Damn. No, it's not. This job. What kind of a weirdo practice that seems?

Little Shop of Horrors. A story about a boy. I've given you sunlight. I've given you rain. Looks like you're not happy. Unless I own bit of it. Who did you catch up? Who did you catch up?

A girl. Oh, Miss the lipstick. See what is just my date, my boyfriend. A florist. I'm telling you all, he's not a good clean kind of boy. He's a possession. You'll be a head and people will pay you.

You'll be a head. I could save it all month for this. I think I need a root canal. I'm sure I need a long, slow root canal. Missy maw and a plant. Feed me all night long.

How am I supposed to keep on feeding you? Whoa! Now I'm just a mean baby, mother, mother, mother, mother, I don't space enough. Yes! Rick Moranis. That's a total disgrace to the dental profession. Ellen Grease.

Excuse me. Excuse me. What? That's better. Vince's Gardenia, with special guest appearances by Steve Martin, John Candy. and Bill Murray. It's your success, only for the virus. Little Shop of Horrors.

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