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The New York Times program is Walter Wintwell, America's One Man newspaper. Walter Wintwell's famous column appears in the New York Daily Mirror and other newspapers from New York to Honolulu. He's here with Flash News, Odd News, Exclusive News.

We have a Thanksgiving treat for you tonight. Ms. Alma Archer is here in our Jurgen Studio and will speak to you later. Alma Archer is an expert on smartness and beauty, and she believes that the care of her hands is a duty for every woman.

and now to the editorial room of the jurgen's journal and Walter Wintzoh. Good evening, Mr. North American, all the ships and sea. Let's go to press. Press. War ends, Mexico. Steady, you offered. Who take the bath before?

And those ladies and gentlemen, wise of another jurgen's journal, until next Sunday night, it's the very same time. Until then, and with lotions of love, I remain your New York correspondent, Walter Wintzoh, who thinks every American has at least one thing to be thankful for on Thursday next.

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