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Don't Open Till Christmas (trailer, 1983)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1983 · 2 min · 244 words

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Oh, homicidal maniac is loose at Christmas. His target is Santa Claus, his motives baffle Scotland Yard. Without a pattern for murder, no one dressed as Santa Claus is safe. His death toys are a spear, a gun, an open razor, a dagger, or an old fashioned garab.

Don't open till Christmas. Some Santa Claus is ignored the warnings. He surely wouldn't attack a woman there. You're thinking... Jerry Sunquist as Cliff, number one suspect. What possible reason could I have for going round killing Santas?

Oh none. But we know of. Terror drives one Santa Claus into a house of wax, a pit of horror, where murder, mayhem, and sudden death are celebrated. Blood, gore, torture, the destruction of the innocent, painful killing of the guilty, until Christmas.

Alan Lake has Giles, a newspaper man with inside information. Now you mentioned on the phone that you had some information that might lead me to the murder. No, I said, would it help your promotion prospects if you would have solved the matter to personally?

Are you suggesting that Inspector Harris? No, I'm not suggesting anything. So, Sam, did you bring me any presents? I'm not the real one. Don't open till Christmas with special guest star Carolyn Monroe. You come, Jack.

Accused cliff were being involved with those killings. He's always started acting as if he were. Belinda Maine seeking revenge, starring Edmund Perdom who knows there are only three more killing days.

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