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The transcript of “Group Marriage (trailer)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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You Chris, Celine and Judy, take Sandra, Dennis and Phil. There are marriages, and there are marriages. And now there's group marriage. Being married is living together and sharing bed and boy. In group marriage, you share everything, and I'll never boy.
I mean, I've been asked to get married before, but never by. Sir, how was this arrangement working out for you? Oh, well, right now we're just six single people living in one house. Nothing unusual.
Here's D of course for starting all of us. I hope you knew what you were doing. Oh! Oh! Whoo! To Sander. Let me always be your friend. Who's talking about marriage? Sander and I argue nothing that is.
To Jan. Let me always be your lover. Dennis raved about your beauty but he completely overlooked your tremendous personality. To Phil. If you ever need me, just whistle. You know how to whistle. Just put your lips together and blow.
To tomorrow. Well, you doesn't mean I can't like Jan. How would you decide who sleeps with whom? When you're the first in your neighborhood to have a group marriage, the neighbors have plenty to say.
Two girls and three men? What do you call that? A full house. A group marriage can blow up too. A marriage is a marriage. Even this one. I gotta be free. But the best thing about fighting is making up.
Heaven knows where we'll be landing just as long as we keep laughing. You are cordially invited to the wedding of Chris and Elaine and Judy and Sandra and Dennis and Phil. Group marriage and the possibilities go on and on.
I'm done
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