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Please, we're doing all we can for you. We're trying to bring you back down to normal size. You're too thick on a freak, don't you? But you know, to me, you're the freak. The one who's different.
I'm not crawling. You're shrinking! He started as a normal human being. But now, he say he doubles inside. Where will it stop? The amazing colossal man. Colonel, he's been reported in Las Vegas. Impossible. How can I walk 120 miles an hour?
Impossible. Not when you're 60 feet tall.
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