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You You Jim Rex, what's Jim Rex?
Would you believe a movie audience guide presented as a public service by this theater's management to help you select your motion picture entertainment? Well, that's what it is. And we urge you to learn these rating symbols and use them as a guide for you and your family.
G means suggested for general audiences, all ages, M, suggested for mature audiences, parental discretion advised. R. Restricted. Persons under 16 not admitted unless accompanied by parent or adult guardian. X. Persons under 16 will not be admitted. This seal in advertising indicates that the film was approved under the motion picture code of self-regulation.
A very simple game. Queen for you, King for me. I win. Of course the ace is always high. You like it? No. Now you like it? Ace High is as high as the West can yet.
They shoot him up high and knock him down high. A phis beats a full house and a bullet beats an ace. Eli Wallach is a copless, the con man, a thief who steals from thieves.
Here we are, just the two of us. All alone. Searching for the friends who betrayed him 15 years ago, his lips lie, his smile kills. Oh, of course. Only his gun speaks the truth. My grandfather wishes to say, money corrupts man, it's softened.
So to keep you young and pure, I think I'll take everything. The game is Ace High, crooked as the men who play it, deadly as the grudge they've held for 15 years. I warned you. For the guns, they now hold.
It's gonna be child play. Leave it to me. Leave it to me, eh? Leave it to me, eh? But he, I didn't force you to come. Hey! Come on, babe! Ace High is high on Adventure.
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