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Kansas City Bomber (trailer)

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The world of roller games. There's room at the top for only one. And there's only one. Kansas City Bomber. Raquel Welsh is the Kansas City Bomber. And she's the funnest thing on week. Please show, go, go, K.C. Go!

What I'm going to say, I don't want general knowledge. But when I was scouting you, I was looking for someone I can build into a key personality. I just wanted you to know you weren't brought to Portland to be just another figure on the payroll Listen big brother. You're a big fat tub along you can't skate okay. I challenge you to a mattress right here next to

This is the world of roller games where the only thing more dangerous than the competition In some of the fans. Jackie Bur Jackie can't stay on the same team.

Every time any plays sugar puss I can tell you right now at Casey Carver's I'm packing all of bras. Sooner or later the two of you are going to have to have it out with a match race.

A match race? You must be joking. Jackie gets what she wants. Twice. You have a big mouth. How about right now? You get what you want? Sure. I told her that there was only room for one of you on the Portland team and I didn't care which one.

Will it be? Will it be Jackie for death leaving? Or will it be Casey? What? What are you doing? I know I'm not going to miss it. I hope you don't think I intended for this to happen.

Didn't you? Yes. A world of roller games. There's room at the top. For only one.

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