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International Sterling (commercial)

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before in the last few years. Now who could blame you if you jump to the conclusion that international sterling prices have risen too? But here's the wonderful thing about international sterling. Prices have not gone up.

Other leading silver people have raised their prices, but your favorite international sterling pattern costs the same today as in 1944. Why do you know you can save $20 by getting eight place settings in an international sterling pattern like spring glory rather than some other sterling?

Yes, sir. And with that twenty dollars, you could buy eight additional teaspoons. This is International Sterling, mind you. Solid silver that is artist designed, created and finished in jewel-like detail at the hands of Master Craftsman.

See it at your International Sterling dealers. Choose it with pride. Cherish it always. For the solid silver with beauty that lives forever is International Sterling. Well, men, now you know how to become an irresistible hit with a ladies Just fix yourself up a good horoscope.

Uh-uh. Do what I did. Get yourself a job in Mr. Jonathan's silverware store selling international sterling spring glory pattern. Gosh, Mr. Smith, I can't keep the ladies away. Well, I should hope not. Spring glory is one of the loveliest patterns international sterling has ever created.

Boy, do those gals love me. I bring out my velvet mat and put down a knife, fork, and spoon in the spring glory pattern. Then I point out the unusual features. I like the open work on the handle, and the way it unfolds into one perfectly carved flower.

Why, Mr. Smith, I have those women hanging on my every word! Yes, especially when you mention the price I imagine. For international sterling alone among leading silver people has not raised prices since 1944. Yeah, I guess what you mean, Mr. Smith, that it isn't irresistible me.

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