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Hello, I'm Michael Palin's dentist. People at the British Dental Association often ask me, what's it like looking in a funny man's mouth? The answer in Michael's case is that behind the smile you see on your screens lurks a serious periodontal condition.
The treatment requires skill, patience, and above all money. This is why I am urging you to go and see Michael Palin in Monty Python's Life of Brian and help me get Michael's teeth back where they belong in his mouth, not in my basin.
If you would like to save Michael Palin's teeth, please go and see Monty Python's Life of Brian, exclusive presentation of the plaza from Thursday, November the 8th.
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