Join Potato Plus

Transcripts › Don't Touch That Dial shorts

Barney Kessel (commercial)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 2 min · 97 words

The transcript of “Barney Kessel (commercial)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

Machine transcript (may contain errors).

Transcript

Gentlemen, there's a capacity crowd in the stadium today. Everyone's waiting to see the home team play. In the locker room, the coach is discussing a personal matter with one of the players. Listen. Are you still using that greasy kit stuff on your hair?

They were showing cheap commercial. Here's another. Let's look in on a homemaker and her mother in the kitchen. Certainly the homemaker has a headache. But don't take it out on the mother. The mother speaks.

Don't you think it needs a little salt there? Mother, please, I'd rather do it myself.

All Don't Touch That Dial shorts transcripts · Search every transcript · The archive

The weekly note

New channels, the best find from the archive, and what is coming up. One email a week.

LIVE
Open