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Cannonball (trailer, 1976)

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Cannonball. No cannonball is going to be passing you like you weren't even there. Anyone can enter and anything goes in a squeaking, smashing out all the way across America. I want to make a little bet on the Trans-American Grand Prix.

Can you handle $20,000? Gentlemen, no, each other, Dutch. Mr. Redmond, Mr. Buckman. I believe we run into each other once and twice. This is a cross-country demolition derby. to witness me. And if you so much as coming in a hundred miles, then you're gonna wind up with my tire tracks right up your line. The winner gets a hundred thousand. The loser's feet once left of

their car. Nice, huh? You get me the highway patrol. We're trying to get a word here with Brad Phillips organizer of the race. Brad, tell me your race has been called an outlaw sporting event. Do you have any comment on that? Well, the police and safety officials around the country get upset because our

Our drivers tend to exceed the speed limits. One speeding ticket in your black and prison. Oh god, there's trouble. It's a great way to free the law that fits the impact of a head-on collision.

I thought this car could beat anything on the road. Cannonball!

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