The Squeeze (trailer, 1987)

Michael Keaton could be the unluckiest man in the world. While of dead thumb. Just ask his only friend. I don't know what's wrong with you lately. You're lacking something. Harry? His ex-wife. I'm an aqua-pulco.

You know, I'm not a romantic, but that's normal, Norman. Or his last employer. I want to hit on still magic words. Is finished. You want two magic words? More gloss. Don't be cute with me, Harry.

That's why. I'm human, Sly. But his love. And his wife all about to turn around, because whoever has his hands on this black box, you're looking for this box. Stay away from it. It's very, very dangerous.

I'll take a little off the sides there. Your messing with the cart rides now son. Get any cocktail sauce. Come on! You've got a mean streak. There's not the car will you? Great Charles! Michael Keaton.

It's really a big guy, huh? Great on show. The Squeeze. The Comedy. On a lucky stick.