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For Those Who Think Young (trailer)

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Precious, wildest motion picture ever to surf up on the screen. Hi, Sandy Ding. Hey, listen, how about a nice little... No. Sandy, honey, what is there about me that makes me so utterly resistible to you?

Aside from the fact that you're irresponsible, incorrigible, intolerable, impossible, and insane, I can't think of a thing. Oh, Daddy! Oh, Daddy! Oh! Here come those whole daddies and beach dollies in the swinginess young people's picture of the year.

Go, Betty! Go, Betty! Go, Betty! Go, Betty! Go, Betty! Hooked dog is riding high and wide. Grandma's getting all mashed up inside. Go, Betty! It's strictly for fun. For those who make young. Are you sure this is the way they make love in India?

Uh-huh. Concentrate. It's mind over matter. We're searching. You beast. Are you, Betty? She says, I'm down here with John in the loving room. The mother said, that's living. She said, and how, mother? I'm going to walk from the seas to the burnings, and I'm going to walk all over.

It's a frolic loaded with guys and gals dedicated to the pursuit of each other. Okay. That's it.

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