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My Third Wife George (trailer)

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Down through the ages, history has recorded the daring escapades of the world's greatest lovers. In the 16th century it was King Inr the Eight, 17th century Don Juan, 18th century Casanova. Now the producers of strange rampage bring to the screen for the first time the fantastic, hilarious and amorous adventures of the greatest lover of them all, the 20th

centuries, Ralph Higbee in the new action comedy, My Third Wife George. Ralph Higbee left a trail of broken hearts throughout the world, but then Ralph Higbee met his Third Wife George. Ralph Higbee was a man of many faces, a man who has many different things to many different people. There was Ralph Higbee sportsman

and fencing expert. Weight lifter. Track and feel enthusiast. The body builder. Some knew him as a naturalist and animal lover, and others as a gourmet, an expert on good things to eat. Ralph Higbee thought that tea and pot were one word until he met three hippies, who soon taught him that sugar cubes were not for squares,

and pot is not what you sit on. To many admirers, Ralph Higbee was the business tycoon, always ready to grab the bull by the horns. Well, you see, I got a problem of my own.

My tongue kind of forgets and wanders around. As long as it stops at the right places. At the right places, you know. Say, uh, how does that tongue of yours work? Well, mine always stops at the right place.

Ralph Higbee was known as a silver tongue dorator. But some of his detractors claimed his taste was all was all in his mouth. Then there was Ralph Higbee the scientist, always searching for new territories to explore, always ready to point the way for others to come.

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