Beach Party (trailer, 1963)

I have a weapon. Yes, do no harm this time. Right, sir. We have a spring at all. My vacation is here. Beach party to nah. Beach party. For the most un-roariously uninhibited unveiling of today's pagan rites.

The Simone puberty dance all over again. The observing professor is Bob Cummings. Dorothy Malone is the professor's assistant. Who can teach a few things herself? Back to you write this book on sex. Yeah? Read it.

Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello. Two youngsters in love, you'll love. You know, the wrong thing I've studied this semester is you. Well, I hope you don't flunk. Ava 6, a prime asset at any party.

Harvey Lemback, a motorcycle matador. Bory Amsterdam, host to hot doggers and beach bunnies. Why not? I'm moving and I'm moving, don't stop that. Don't stop that.

It's me and you, but give me love. The surface boss, whoa, yeah I know. The grimace and the hooters never go. The surface is swinging and circling. It is something, oh, oh. Treat him nicely.

That's what you should do. Vacation is here, what Beach party tonight! There's an irresistible surge of that urge to romantically merge. Ah, it's wild and wonderful when 10,000 kids beat on 5,000 beach blankets. Hey, wall to wall girls!

Laughing, loving, living it up!