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My Old Man's Place (trailer, 1971)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1971 · 1 min · 207 words

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The young people returned home to My Old Man's Place. And My Old Man's Place will never be the same. Sergeant Martin Flood, an ex-private Jimmy Cobram. Happy to meet you, Mr. Bell. You've been the hell unback.

There wasn't that bend. I remember how I was. You'll want a few days to goof off before we get to work. Work? Look around, see for yourself. for yourself. Fix it up. Top to bottom.

Takes time to get civilized, Mr. Bell. Sergeant, I said no. My old man's place will never be the same. Not for the young lovers. I don't want to swim. Nothing like a woman's touch. Not for the old soldier.

Hell, I was a lieutenant. I killed a woman. A native woman. I'd worry if he didn't think about her. I believe that when you stop thinking about that woman you shot. Well you better stay in the enemy, buddy.

You ain't happy unless you got there. Some guy to beat up on her. You just better stay in the enemy, Tyos. Only way to fish. It wouldn't cross the road to help a sick dog.

Don't worry about it, Mr. Pel. I'll be here. Mild man's place... will never be the same.

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