Pabst Blue Ribbon (commercial)

Are you ready for that? Mmm... Alright, let's go. Bring to me, darling, not with thine. I just blend it, and if you serve me, partly clear perhaps your love dear, I can't refuse.

You can learn with cold cuts, and you're to bleed. Learn with the battle-taking every piece. That was good for drinking, it had no flaw And anywhere they had to hear the bottle in the bar I'd rather million laps for a bottle of pap The commercials are very beautiful and all, but they don't pack enough wallet, you know

Because I'd want to become a me But I didn't have this to say Yes, it's the blending of those 33 fine brews The gins pass blue ribbon always the same light metal paste The same clear appetizing color the same real beer flavor from barrel to barrel from bottle to bottle from year to year.

Remember there's just one and only one Berlin to Berlin and Pat Blue River. Thirty-three fine blues and learn into one big beer. Well ladies and gentlemen with Ralph Edward's permission I'm going to play truth or consequences for the audience here in the studio would you like that folks?

Oh Dave, alright now here's the question how many empty Pat Blue Ribbon bottles Have you returned to your dealer during the past week? How many? I have! I have! I have! All right. All right. Even though you've told the truth, you have to pay the consequences.

And that goes for everybody listening in. Tomorrow morning, right after breakfast, take a bushel basket or a paper bag, go out into your pantry and down into the cellar and out on the garage and gather up every empty, packed, blue-driven bottle you can find. Now, before sunset, tomorrow on I.K.R. to return all those bottles to your dealer. Aren't we, Devil? Gee. Now, just