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Schizoid (trailer, 1980)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1980 · 1 min · 117 words

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Land of the Dead is a masterpiece, the true divorce, horrifically poetic, A satisfyingly splattery feast of guts and ideas, For J. Romero shows him how it's done, Land of the Dead rated R. I'm tired, not too tired for the night out there.

No way! Sounds like I should make this woman. After me, how long have you been on her? Last Tuesday. And you're thinking about sex? Hey, who were you, my minister? Does she have an STD? A what? A sexually transmitted disease?

A... I have no idea. Sexually transmitted diseases. Something to avoid. Because STDs don't make decisions. People do. A message from the Seventh-day admin. Sick with revenge. Twisted with hate. Hello?

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