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Why Me

Song · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1984 · 4 min · 211 words

The transcript of “Why Me”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1984. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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and the life of Lioli Meyharman. I think I'm beginning to show... I'm gonna get that book. You know the one?

Exercise this for when you're pregnant. What? Listen, why don't you just stay home today? No, you have to go. Stop. You don't have to go. You don't have to go to work. No, do your sit-ups.

No, you don't have to. Give me any kids. Okay, now do your sit-ups. K-E-L-Y, radio 710 on your dial with the doodles. In the nation's capital, President.

President Nixon also answered accusations that while the fighting in Vietnam, While the fighting in Vietnam continues, a new secret war is beginning in Laos, in a nationally televised news conference, the President. Almost time to put away your dance and choose the only.

God, you smell great. This perfume cost a minute. What a loss? No, no, I can't dip. Right. I wonder what kind of father I'm going to be. I know the ones women have children, they change.

Brian, you're such a boy. I'm still going to have my dancing shoes, I promise. You promise? Yes, I promise. It's a decline to discuss those proposals in detail, but promise that he would soon make them known to the country.

Hey, Sergeant. Hrrrr.

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