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Fitch Shampoo (commercial)

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Welcome to Kevin and the... Is the Star Wars of movie musicals since CBS Radio? Let the fun shine in...

Hair! The film, rated PG. Jack newspaper is for a theater near you. You say something to the ladies. You know that one of the rules of modern life is perfect cleanliness. For instance, women years ago would be horrified of washing their hair every day as many of our Hollywood stars do.

But then they didn't have fitches sappanified coconut oil shampoo in those days. If they had, I'll wager they would have used it frequently. For fitches sappanified shampoo always leaves the hair lustrous and easy to set.

Made from pure vegetable and mild coconut oils, it won't dry the hair or make it harsh feeling. It cleanses thoroughly too, for it makes loads of fluffy lather even in hard water. This lather whisks away every bit of dust and dirt, leaves your hair fragrant and sparkling clean.

Ask for a professional application of Fitch's Saponified Coconut Oil Shampoo at your beauty or barbershop, or buy an economical bottle at your drug or toilet goods counter. Look for the bottle with the bright yellow label.

But now here's Jim Doyle, the man from the Fitch Company, who wants to say something about one of his favorite subjects. That's right, Dick. Fitches No Brush shaving cream is a favorite subject with me because men are always so pleased with it after they've tried it.

Fitches No Brush combines three different shaving ingredients into one easy to use cream. One of the ingredients, a special skin conditioner, helps prepare even a tender, sensitive face for a solid comfort shave. Fitches No Brush also has a creamy, non-greasy texture.

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