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Fun is a little child watching you make a party from a package. Pills buried the luxe golden yellow cake. Fun is frosting, fluffy, white, swirling. Hi, Pillsbury too. Light the candles of fun on your golden yellow cake.
Pills buried the luxe. Extra shortening makes it tenderly moist. Brings out the flavor. The fun. Wasn't your pills very gold and yellow cake fun? While it lasted. Howdy fair tasty pastry. All I can for a snack cake.
Now I'm grandma. I like how do you feel, Rose? They go so well with mom lades and teeth. Now I'm grandpa and I take County Fair potato bread because it's slavery. Just like grandma used to bake.
I'm Mommy, and I like county fair brown and serve rolls. They bake fluffy all through. I'm Daddy, and I like county fair hamburger rolls. Now I'm Sister, and I like county fair English muffins. I'm my big brother. I like hot dogs best of anything.
Well, I like next best of hot dogs, a county fair hot dog rolls. No matter who you are, nobody knows much. The county fair, they would care. If you've ever gone to bed with a cold, the VIC company has very big news for you.
A new nighttime colds medicine called NyQuil. NyQuil relieves major colds symptoms like sniffles, sneezes, nasal congestion, scratchy throat and coughing for hours to help you get a good night's sleep. Nyquil, the most unique nighttime colds medication ever developed by Vix.
Uh-oh. Catch him. Somebody would invent a catch-up bottle at Squirtz, where you aim it. Mrs. Porter, I've got the next best thing. A new invention from Proctor & Gamble. It absorbs... like magic. It's called bounty. The new paper towel that actually attracts moisture.
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