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Vintage TV Commercials

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1974 · 18 min · 2,490 words

The transcript of “Vintage TV Commercials”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1974. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Don't bother me and I'll finish them off one by one. This is always fresh and crisp. It is so perfect! That's perfect! It's the greatest invention since the napkin.

Never would believe where those zestos all things come from. They're fake by little elves in a hollow tree. And what do you think fakes those crackers so uncommon? They're baked with magic ovens, and there's no factory.

Hey! That's gonna be a factory. I don't believe in a house. But for a tiny little factory person, you bake on commonly good saltines. Zesta saltines. From Keebler. I'm making the same great tasting stuffing in a pan that I used to make inside chickens.

In a pan that you lost your bird! I'm using Uncle Ben's stuff inside. It can't be that delicious. That's delicious. It is because Uncle Ben's makes it with the same delicious ingredients I used. Come on, you need me.

No, I don't. And I can serve stuff in such as a side dish with everything. Even chicken? Even chicken. Ah. Things are really cooking at Uncle Ben's. A plate of manna cat a dog of funny crocka dial.

A hobby horse a yellow frog a monkey with a smile. A cuckoo bird and apple tree a willy while the wrist. A moon cow a bumble bee a plainer potted miss. and they'll leave onto all the house of polka dot your rep and they're all playing a ship of mouth of face to make you laugh

Play-doh, play-doh, you can make it with play-doh Every play-doh, four pack has four blendable colors Play-doh from the Play-doh people Aspirin's fine for headaches, even for women's discolforts but these are the days for pamprin when you can really be thrown off by water buildup You know the blood. The weight gain, swelling, puffiness, body aches.

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