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1-900-999-9950 (commercial, 1989)

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Hmm. The Great Imposter will continue. Hi, I'm Cathy. Call me. Hi, I'm Kristin. Call me. Hi, I'm Heather. Call me. Call us on 1-900-999-99500. Only 99 cents a minute, where there's always a party. You know what I'm doing?

I'm waiting to meet you on the 7,000 party line right now. Don't disappoint me. Call the 7,000 party line. 1,900. Call the 1,900. Call the 1,900. Call the 1,900. Call the 1,900. Call the 1,900.

1-900-999-7000. Just 99 cents a minute. Call now.

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