Zany Zone (commercial, 1989)

Those crazy cabbies are on the move and they're headed straight to the zany zone. Weeknight's at 11. Here on 39WDZL. What's wrong with you? Tom Zilaitis? A pendantitis. Yeah! Nobody's tied to Tom Zilaitis around here for a while.

A pendantitis. I need to worry about. Scalpel? When's the joint wherein somebody else's hand? Like your surgeon, your lawyer or your local policeman? Would you still say marijuana is harmless? No. No. Let's see if I can still make a street lie.

If you get off the streets, find a hot meal and a place to stay. Parents, if you're having problems with your teenager, we'll help you too.