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Toyota/Nissan/Honda (commercial, 1989)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 1 min · 163 words

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John Wayne will return in the Coleman Chiaros. I'm a four-door person. You gotta know the right people! I was thinking Toyota, Nissan or Honda. Wrong. Get the right car. Chevy Cavalier has more interior room and more trunk room than a Camry and Quarter Stanza.

Big deal. It is because the Chevy Cavalier is sticker priced about $3,000 less. $3,000 less? You got it. About $3,000 less than a Camry and Quarter Stanza. Thanks for the three grand, Cavalier. All right, Chewy people!

The girls are gonna have like some kind of awesome day. I got Kentucky Fried Chicken's new summer fun pack. Ten pieces of original recipe chicken made with 11 herbs and spices, large mashed potatoes and gravy, lots of coleslaw, and four buttermilk biscuits.

All for a cool $11.99. After we eat, I'm gonna kick back, and pitch a few rays. Ha ha ha! Hands and waves! Across the road for Kentucky Fried Chickens, new 1199 summer fun pack.

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