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Mud Scrubbing Mask (commercial, 1989)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 1 min · 214 words

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A scrub for smooth skin. A mask for clean skin. Mmm! Mud scrubbing mask. Two kinds of clean that feels so hmm. Mud scrubbing mask. Nothing feels cleaner than mud. From the makers of mud masks.

My period isn't the problem. It's the period before my period. So, I take Primes NPMF. Joyly floating. Hey, irritability. Looting. So I'm my old sweet self again. Primes NPMF for the period before your period.

period. Hey, a couple of calories here, a couple of calories there. What can it mean? Well, I'll tell you. If for instance, you were to refresh your breath with a one and a half calorie tic-tac, as opposed to a six and a half calorie search. Over a lifetime, it could easily mean the difference of maybe a hundred thousand calories? How does it

Taste? That speck of subtle seasoning in golden, spicy brown mustard? Speckled tackular. The speckles of spice make food taste. Speckled tackular. Golden spicy brown mustard. Taste smippet tackular. What's the number one sandwich maker up to?

Designing a new Subway sale? No, I'm planning a Subway sale and you better start baking. Boo! Hi, Fred! Coming through! A Subway sale! Get a free subway zipper cup when you buy a fresh footlong sub in 32-ounce soda.

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