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Football Commercial

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 1 min · 170 words

The transcript of “Football Commercial”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1989. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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He's like really needs a first down here. Give me a leg! Five legs! Hard and short. This one's for you pal. What a three-el-blue! What a... With pitch to bud. Hey! He pitches it back to bud.

Come on, come on. No, can't. Thanks to Matt, man. There's the patented high six. And the animal first quarter with the score. Bud like seven, Bud wise or three. You'll be back. So what do I get if I beat you, Merlin?

The FTD's celebrateable, okay? Yeah, that's nice. It's a great way to celebrate a hard earned victory. Okay, but what if I don't beat it? Well, then you got an FTD pick me up bouquet. It's a perfect gift when nothing's going your way.

Hey, that's nice too. Golly, I can't decide which one I want. Let me make it easy for you. Naha! Hah! The FTD's celebrate and pick me up bouquets. Two great ways to send a feeling that never ends.

How about two out of three?

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