Friends Provident (commercial, 1988)

So, you're in... Pensions. Pensions. How interesting. How dull. Which company? Friends Provident. Oh, Friends Provident. Friends Provident. You're quite big, aren't you? About five foot eight. Sorry. Sorry. Oh, pensions with a sense of humor.

Actually, our investments total well over six billion pounds. Six billion? That is big. That is big. No, she wants to sell me a pension. Do you have a pension plan? Here we go. No. In that case, I recommend you take professional advice.

Right. But aren't you going to recommend Friends' Provident? Me. Why should I tell you how good we are when you can hear it from somebody else? Friends' Provident, we've grown big by being recommended.