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The Tuxedo (film promo, 1984)

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In the Tuxedo, Michael Uptown Keaton, versus Joe Downtown Piscopole. He's sexy. Squab, sophisticated. He's not. Keaton versus Piscopole. You see that? It's the funniest fight of the year. You shouldn't hang me on a hook.

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