Alberto V05 Hairspray (commercial, 1985)

Today's hairstyle really the perfect whole of Alberto Vio 5. A 14-hour hairspray. Short, long, curly. Hold your style naturally, beautifully. With crystal clear Vio 5, you'll look your best. Oh, Alberto. Designed by Alberto. Alberto Muz, European styling foam to hold your style with a new body.

New softness, Alberto Muz. Designed to hold your hairstyle with softness. Mm, Roberto. Say, isn't that caffeine-free diet coke you're drinking? Well, it sure is. And that tells me a lot about you, too. You are today kind of people.

I'll bet you know all about that taste test. You know the one where caffeine-free diet coke, beat diet Pepsi-free. Oh, yeah. More people preferred the taste of caffeine-free diet coke. But hey, you got things to do, so do I.

Here's me. Isn't that caffeine-free diet coke you're drinking? caffeine-free diet coke. The taste at one is one of a cup. Billy Dee Williams and Ken Wall are two crooks who got caught. I've never been so embarrassed.

And now they're working for the cops. We'd rather do time. Now wait a minute. Coming soon, double dare.