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Always Maxi Pads (commercial, 1985)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1985 · 2 min · 306 words

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You know, anything just ordinary has never been good enough for me. That's why, when I discovered these maxi pads called Always, I had to try them. They actually helped me feel drier. That's something I never expected a pad to do.

Look, every Always pad is covered with the special material they call dry weave. No other pad has it, so with Always, In a way, the witness passes through the dry weave, and virtually all of it stays trapped inside the pad, away from me.

That means I feel drier than I ever expected I could. Always. Maxis, thin maxis, minis, and paddy liners. A drier kind of protection than you ever expected from a pad. Now that's hardly what I call ordinary.

The means of babies will wake up happy and comfortable, because now there's a whole generation of diapers. No loves. There is my girl all smiles because you're mighty as a wedding. Sure stays comfortable, new loves.

Introducing the diaper that stops leaking better than any other shaped diaper in America. No loves. In identical situations where the other diapers soak through, your loves doesn't. Why? Because loves are thicker, more absorbent than ever before.

Besides, loves have two rows of gathers instead of one. I think new loves turning our little girl into a morning person. A good hairdresser has to create new and exciting styles. That keeps him on his toes.

But Diane got this great new look with a home part. That tries him crazy. She used newly designed Lilt. Because Lilt's changed with lots of new styles in a terrific new styling guide. And there's a new line up of perms so I can choose just the right Lilt.

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