Energizer (commercial, 1982)

The Energizer! We'll be up all night doing your homework. Don't worry Dad, I just put energizers in the calculator. Of all leading brands, nothing outlast the Energizer from ever ready. Nothing out snaps it, nothing out adds out walks, out plays, out fapes, out shines, out lasset, nothing.

The Energizer, even outlast it Dad! The Energizer, Energizer! Shout-out for life! Long life! Energize me! For colds and flu, more Americans take Bayer aspirin than any other aspirin pain reliever. Nothing relieves aches better. Nothing reduces fever faster.

Nothing you can buy gives you more relief of aches, fever, and sore throat pain than Bayer. For colds and flu, doctors recommend the pain reliever in Bayer and Bayer children's aspirin more than any other pain reliever.

To relieve your aches, reduce your fever, rest, fluids, and Bayer aspirin because nothing gives you more relief than Bayer. Nothing.