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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1982 · 1 min · 250 words
The transcript of “Dog food commercial”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1982. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Here's a fact you may not know, of all the leading dog foods you can buy, only one brand gives your dog pure beef no meat byproducts. Mighty Dog! Hold it on, your dog works hard, guarding the house, watching the children, helping the family.
And when it's time for dinner, what better reward than Mighty Dog beef for dogs? So next time you pick the food for your dog, remember, the only pure beef brand is Mighty Dog. No, hello, I'm Henry the Eight. Five wives so far, and not one could understand me.
Henry, get away from that time of year, you're getting too fast! Oh wait, Nagy! Give me because I love to eat! What am I want to eat? I'll eat! As much as I want! Who's king around here anyway?
It's enough to give a monarch. An upset stomach. Upset stomach. Pepto bismol. It coats, soothes, relieves. You'd understand what he should my pretty... I always pull a hair out of my head and I twice it on the paper and that hair is gone.
Maybe your paper is losing its hair. Imagine riding a bald letter home. What are you doing? Come as a... Can a guy have a watch and stand without somebody biting him on an egg? It's the hospital.
Doctors and nurses. Where you have doctors and nurses you have a lot of operating going on. Tell them about even in surgery. Join match to matter 10-30 on WTCM TVE. 11.
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