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McDonald's Quarter Pounder

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1984 · 2 min · 200 words

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America's meat and potatoes, McDonald's quarter pounder and fries. You're gonna be ready for it. No one plays harder than America. All you meat and... ...building up and have the tag. Go up quarter pound or go up quarter.

McDonald's quarter pounder and fries, America's meat and potatoes. Dig in. McDonald's and... Charles, what would you recommend? Something delicious, light and low in cholesterol. Do you realize the lower the cholesterol in your body, the lower your chance of heart disease?

Delicious, Charles. Thanks for the tip. Well, if there's one thing I know, it's a good tip. The American Heart Association. We're fighting for your life. The showroom to the people on the line We drank your total love The quality hard The quality is John 1 Pizza to go Our pan features the one

That heads to the front Pizza Hut Pizza to go It's our pan pizza to go A scariest show Pizza Hut Pizza to go Get that special baked in the pan taste With pizza Hut Pan pizza to go Pizza Hut It's a big blow lock and features as close as you phone.

So bring it all home. It's a hot, fake heavy hose.

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