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Computer (commercial, 1984)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1984 · 81 words

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One life to live, a continual moment. What's that Fred's getting? The computer. He can't even drive a car. He's gonna run a computer? Yep, they sent him to a special class to learn how. Hope he did better in theirs than he did in ours.

And if there's a problem, they'll come right here and fix it. Right here. Who was it that gave Fred such a great deal? IBM. IBM. IBM. You sure we're talking about the same parade?

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