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Beauty Treatment (commercial, 1989)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1989 · 76 words

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If I were a kind, warm, generous person, I'd tell all my friends about this famous beauty treatment how it feels so rich it is really greaseless. How it holds moisture in my skin and because it's like the fluids my skin is lost, it sinks right in, softening, smoothing.

So I look younger. But just this wealth, I'm going to be small, mean and selfish. Why grow old gracefully, fight it with oil of ole.

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