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The transcript of “Bleach (commercial, 1989)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1989. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I had drawers full of dingy t-shirts that got so white they had to be a liquid bleach, but there wasn't. It was weird. Which statement's true? 1. This woman is perfectly normal. We're the weirdos.
2. This woman can't separate fact from fiction. 3. This woman tried new tide with bleach. The answer is 3. Because tide with bleach whitens better than any other detergent. That means a sock this dirty.
Gets only this white with other detergents. But gets gleaming white with tide with bleach. It'll lock your socks off. And get them whiter. New tide with bleach.
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