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Washing powder (commercial)

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Everything okay? Lovely. Where's the tablecloth then? Actually, they looked so grey against your wife's blouse last week. I'm trying to fight in the way. Well actually, you don't have to play very hard with the new fairies near.

Fairies near? New? Yes. Now it highlights the white thingy or what? Gracious. I wonder if I could do that in my washing machine. Let's find out. We're going to wait no more. It's got an exclusive whitening agent that's in no other soap powder.

It's in the bright green speckles. and the lava's rich and soapy. Mmm, creamy! This lava penetrates every fiber to force gray out to force white in. Now the exclusive whitening agent highlights the whiteness in your wash.

Actually, whiter, mist satisfaction and a lovely tea. There's a tip under the plate. Most kind. This. You fairly snow, forces gray out, forces white in. Now it highlights the whiteness in your wash. Some powders keep on telling you they've changed, so they...

But we are not going to tell you anything is talking about fairies snow. It's still the best snow part of the race. Just have a look at this. Fact about fairies snow. One, every week 7,000 housewives change to fairies snow.

That's a lot of people. Two, fairies snow is just right for any type of washing machine. Down to hell? Well, just going up top. Oh, it's gone. Three, there's nothing harsh in fairies snow. Just pure soap lather.

There's more pure soap in fairy snow than in any other leading powder. And four results prove fairy snow forces grey out, forces white in. What a family! But she's got them right! Six million people are wearing clothes washed in fairy snow.

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