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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 143 words
The transcript of “Cereal commercial”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1987. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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Good morning, it's time for a healthy breakfast. This time your kids will eat it. A cereal with lots of protein. Don't worry, your kids will eat it. And complex carbohydrates. Relax. Your kids will eat it.
It's life cereal. Take heart. Your kids will eat it. Life is frosted on the inside. Stand back. Your kids will eat it. Life is toasted on the outside. Life tastes so good. If they're awake, your kids will eat it.
This stuff is good for you. Don't think about it. Life cereal, unless they're weird, your kids will eat it. But I'm not ready for a house and kids. I just got promoted. But I want a family. I want to get rid of this headache.
Aniston, doctor recommended aspirin formula. Well... My headache's gone. And this could make a great nursery. Doctor recommended Aniston.
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