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Cleaning Product (commercial, British)

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After watching myself with this new cleaning job is the yips here seems to have taken a bit of a shine to me. Don't turn me back for a minute, I can tell you. So it's out with Mr. Sheen and I'll get cracking quick as I can.

Real nifty as that, Mr. Sheen. It's really out of grief, it's lightning. Brings things up on real treat, it does. Don't miss the bear with two or three different polishes either. Mr. Sheen cleans up just about everything.

Pity becomes the least honest in all of shit. Dirty up, devil. Mr. Sheen, when you need a faster shine. Put your money with the anglier building society. You could afford to think bigger. You could afford to think bigger.

At the anglion. Incredibly, my time machine had brought me into the 1980s.

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