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Remington (commercial)

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This is Jimmy Hill, Fulham's famous bearded inside right, shaving his beard off with the new Remington, the world's fastest shave. See how the new Remington just wipes away Jimmy's beard, leaving his face perfectly smooth and clean.

And just look at the size of the new Remington shaving surface. Three twin shaving heads give you the world's fastest shave. Jimmy Hill, clean shaven and delighted with his Remington shave. Introducing Johnny Haynes, one of 12 famous soccer stars whose picture card you'll find in Kellogg's delicious whole wheat flakes.

Can I have your to go off please, Mr Haynes? Sure, son. You can get this album for your cards free. It's the taste I like in Kellogg's whole wheat flakes, and I reckon they help give me energy.

It's the cereal with the goodness of a whole wheat grain. Start collecting your cards now. It takes something special to get Georgie best away from Booty. What the man means is, which time I'm the best, can't be such a disney.

An oil filter is like a goalkeeper. The more it saves, the better it is. And that's why you should always choose a uni-part filter and save your engine from grime, dirt, and pollution.

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