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I've missed more goals this season than United Center forward. Switch a telly on, give it a good kit, nice picture, few swings. Then I'm up off to get an Eful. Meanwhile, they have scored, they'll miss the penalty.
What is that? You've got a wife from home, so I'm gonna... I should have known. Normally, I drink Guinness when I go to the pub just for the one. You know, make it a good one.
Guinness keeps its head and its flavour right up to half time. I'm ready for another. My team still has its ups and then... I do.
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