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Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 2 min · 309 words
The transcript of “High-nutrition cereal (commercial, 1987)”, an episode of Don't Touch That Dial shorts from 1987. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Don't Touch That Dial plays Don't Touch That Dial shorts free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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I thought I'd finally found perfection. After all, these high nutrition cereals were made just right. They tasted just right. Somehow they even felt just right. But then Kellogg's put more fruit in this version of just right and crunchy fiber nuggets in this one.
So if there's more fruit and new fiber nuggets in these cereals that were already just right, what are they now? Just writer? Just perfect? It's still just right. Only better. How about just right on?
Or exactly. Red lobster asked me to detonate more clearly to create your own shrimp and seafood complications. First shrimp from six populated shrimp dishes you seregate your favorite. Then seafood. You pick one from a most savory alignment.
Create your very own indivisible shrimp and seafood exreliance. Prices started at an ecumenical 695. Hurry to Red Lobster. This can't go on internally. Friday and Saturday only this lobster is shrimp spectacle for just 1095.
I know I'm not a swimsuit, but I'm famous sports manager. No one knows what beer I drink. Well, it's not alive. For obvious reasons. I like life because it's no spilling. But most of all, I like it because it tastes great.
As for men. Sometimes I just don't understand it. You think these guys have never seen a girl with a middle life before? for a perfect ten. There's only one light here, Miller Light. Will Steve's heave hold give Jack a chance at romance?
Not only is he cute, but he cooks too. My sister Sam falls in love and everything's sexy. Can I kiss you, love? Sure you will kiss me. When everything's relevant it pervious. Then her car just died.
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