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Magnum P.I. (TV promo, 1987)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 2 min · 295 words

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See, Dennis, I know I've missed dinner three nights in a row. But winning this case could get me a partnership in a firm. You have to eat without me. I do, isn't it? Is this the law firm of Newland Andrews and my penis?

There is. I figured you could give the McDonald's break. I do love you, you know. Is that the truth and nothing but the truth? I swear, in case closed. Beverage fam to stick dip cookies.

Everybody thinks their favorite is the best. They're right. Charon, Apollo 7, Bean, Gordon, Apollo 12. We had more to conquer in this space. I had a runny nose. Then I had a stuffy head. We used Actifan.

How do you conquer cold symptoms? Actifan. This is not the same. We're good to put him. We've got to put him here. Thank you so much for caring, Carrie. Ladies and gentlemen, Andy Award winner Joanne Woodward.

They say the car you drive says a lot about you. But we think the kind of people who drive our cars says a lot about the howdy. When you're ready to follow your own. You're ready for a howdy.

Good morning. It's time for a healthy breakfast. It's time your kids will eat it. A cereal with lots of protein. Don't worry. Your kids will eat it. And complex carbohydrates. Relax. Your kids will eat it. It's life cereal.

Take heart. Your kids will eat it. Life is frosted on the inside. Stand back. Your kids will eat it. Life is toasted on the outside. Life takes so good. If they're awake, your kids will eat it.

This stuff is good for you. Don't think about it. Life, cereal, unless they're weird, your kids will eat it.

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