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Gallery Central Pay (commercial, 1987)

Commercial · Don't Touch That Dial shorts · 1987 · 149 words

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Bulletin, listen closely. This is a once in a lifetime offer. After 14 years in Caesar's Palace Hotel, Gallery Central Pay has lost its lease. Everything must be sold. Their loss is your game. Up to 75% off on all art. $2,000 frames. Salvador Dali is now $500. $6,000 Shigal is now $1,500. $6,000. $1,500. $6,000 Picasos for only $1,800. Also being liquidated.

All your favorite artists below cost, Airte Rockwell, Neiman Loongo, Miro, and Remington Sculptures, original paintings by Chagall and Picasso. This is your chance of a lifetime to purchase art at the price you want to pay.

No reasonable offer refused over $3 million in art to be liquidated below cost. Act now. Gallery Santropay and Caesar's Palace Hotel. Remember, this is the biggest fine art liquidation sale you will ever see. Don't miss it.

Gallery Santropay and Caesar's Palace Hotel, Appian Way. D is believing.

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