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Cologne (commercial)

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I remember the first time we met. That old black magic passed me in its spell. That old black magic that you wear so well. I couldn't take my eyes off you. Blood daddy down, the same old witch-grav when your eyes meet mine.

I knew I had to see you again. Black magic. It was the first thing you ever gave me. That old black magic. Gold love. Can't be good for you, Kenneth. Oh, this starches stuff. Well, I...

Have you thought about it? I was only saying yesterday, a balanced start. I said, that's what we women need. She's off again. We eat all wrong. Our food hasn't got enough roughage, whatever that is.

We should have our vegetables raw and are not on about keeping regular. It's only well for you. You never seem to get on down like I do. I think it's time I told her about Kellogg's old brand.

The crisp and pleasant cereal that keeps a person regular because it provides the rough itch that so many of us lack in our diet. Old brand for breakfast. A much nicer way to keep your system regular than taking medicine.

Double two is the shirt for you.

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