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Comedy Clips (promo)

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Right now we have some clips from the funniest films of the last 40 years to show you. Welcome to the Seven Oaks Grand Prix, Hattie Drake's versus Jackie Stewart, the loser to buy lunch for the winner in London.

Jackie has an ordinary 1600 CC family salute, and she has an away day return, which in this case has saved her nearly half the standard now. And with three trains interlummed in every hour, she can time her journey.

So, not only is Jackie's a longer, more tiring trip, but on running costs, petrol and oil, the round trip will cost him nearly twice the way they fare. Or, in this particular case, a great deal more.

Oh, think again. Take a train to the sales.

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