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Crime Prevention (PSA)

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Can you describe it? Colour? I mean a bike's a bike, haven't you? Describe a bike. Big awkward looking handlebars, I don't really know what they're called. Got a lot of parrots on it. If you have a bicycle but can't really describe it.

No, I'm sorry, I didn't lock my bike, I didn't think it necessary, I just left it in my backway. And you leave your bike without a lock? I'd either not see you at some saddlebag, it's personal.

And leave valuables in your saddlebag? I bit them out of it was one on it. What's a frame number? And you can't even remember the frame number. of the frame number. Didn't you think the lock it sir?

No, no one locked Pangit round here for somebody Pangit didn't they? You may well lose your bike for good. This is a second bike in two years. You think you'd be able to find it mister?

You're not believe this, someone's just nipped me bike.

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