Yellow Pages (commercial, 1959)

Hello there. I'm Wally Seagap. Yellow Pages, that is. I make it easy for you to shop for pets, fences, landscaping. Yellow Pages, Yellow Pages, find it fast. In the Yellow Pages. Brush, cleanser, detergent, sterilizer, the odorant.

Finish. Madam, don't you know the simple modern way to do that job is the Johnny Mopway? Just slip a cleanser-filled pad on the permanent Johnny Mop handle and swish it quickly around the bowl. It suds its deodorizes when your finished spread the handle, pad drops off and lushes away.

Behold, sparkling clean! Pad guaranteed not to clog rain or hum septic tank. The sleek plastic handle stores clean and dry anywhere. Remember, always use Johnny Mop. Johnnie Mop, entered the big Johnny Mop contest now, when a Golden Hawk Studebaker, Westinghouse freezer with $1,000 worth of seed-broke farms frozen foods, minks told from the niece's firtiers, or Westinghouse coffee maker,

and now get Johnny Mop combination pack, $29 value only $.98. She said I'd forget what she wanted, not me I did. Step for the party, step for the party, step for the... Go down cornfins! Cornfins!

Cornfins, the new Nabisco snack sensation, flavored with toasted corn and a dash of cheddar cheese. Me forget cornfins. Of course not, me forget. Hey, what? Trisket, the party biscuit. Crisp, whole wheat wafers, folks love.

Forget the Trisket. Forget the Trisket, not me. Stop!